Basic Instinct II (seriously…)
Superbabies: Baby geniuses
Wall Street – Money never Sleeps
Jaws II – The Revenge
The Sting II
The Hangover II
Dumb & Dumberer
Police Academy
Well, there’s a new one more, that hit the theatres last Friday,
“European Financial Crisis II – Ghost Protocol”
Genre: Fantasy
In this movie it appears that:
Some “Baby Geniuses” set out to hatch a “Sting II” on “Wallstreet …hoping the Money wasn’t Sleeping yet”
Their target was Deutsche Bank – which they wanted the world to believe was “Credit Suisse II” – “Little Fockers”
So they bought $5m of illiquid Credit Default Swaps on DB
but since it was “Friday Night Horror”
“Basic Instinct II” took over
Causing the “Dumb & Dumberers” to sell
wiping out $33bn in value from European banks
and leaving them “Cheaper by the Dozen II”
But some people knew that DBK been enjoying positive “Jaws II”
And so the share price has since re-bounced 15%
leaving the “Dumb & Dumberers” with a “Hangover II”
Anyway, the “Police Academy 2” are onto them
because….
“The Empire Strikes Back”